Athletico Mince
Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson
Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Safety First Collection Vol. 1
Episodes
A compilation of safety-related messages sent by Mickey Dixon/Nixon etc between August 2023 and October 2024. (originally issued to Club Parsnips members on 19/12/25) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of Bob’s visits to the Ally Pally meat restaurant from episodes 112 to 117 (and some Parsnips episodes in between). (First issued to Club Parsnips members in November 2025) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A head injury, country music, safety, a Littlepod, kettles, Farke and Bamford visit Peter, and a crow story. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/12/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Here’s a compilation of Peter’s efforts between June and December 2021, including some of his world class rapping. (Originally released to Club Parsnips members in October 2025) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Scary stuff, country music, Lawro at Talksport, Memory Man, Dyche returns, a quiz, and a new visitor to Slaughters. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 31/10/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Football, a song, names, topics, another Sorrento tale, pig Guru, a Martin visit, and telly ideas. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 28/7/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Glastonbury, John Cooper Sunshine, beach safety, a disrupted eye test, a Sorrento holiday, and Coogan meets Mick. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 28/6/25 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between November 2021 and April 2024. (Originally released to Club Parsnips members in June 2025) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Names, topics, a tale from Scotland, questions, Hodgson, Martin meets Farke, and vegetarian waiter ASMR. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 30/5/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Safety first, a QR game, Crime Files, a dog-based Littlepod, a visit to an old friend, and some children's pastimes. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 24/4/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of tales from Neil Hunt’s nonsense pottery from February 2022 to March 2023. (Originally released to Club Parsnips subscribers on 27th Feb 2025) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Numbers, Ferry, a quiz, chicken in a hot car, a pie quest, a piano engine, Crime Files, and more. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 8/3/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Safety tips with Mickey, ground poppadoms, a zoo visit, a BMLC function, a quiz, and an allergies song. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 16/2/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dominic Littlewood in his appearances from May 2021 to Feb 2023. (Originally released via Club Parsnips in January 2025 https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Country music, gift talk, an Ally Pally visit, ding dong, a llama meeting, and some interesting topics. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/1/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Musical fun, shunned topics, a new quiz, Peter encounters Martin, soccer secrecy, and nursery rhymes. (Originally released via Club Parsnips in October 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A dollop of Tyne-based crime reality from between July and November of 2022 (First released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Safety, memory renewal, a quiz, Gangs of the EPL, a door, Ding Dong, and access aggravation. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 5/10/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Steve and Casper’s antics and adventures (and singing) from episode 85 to 116. (Previously issued via Club Parsnips on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions in Feb 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Parsnippers questions, quizzing, singing, that sort of thing. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 17/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From episodes 103-113, including Carol’s new beau, Peter listening to Talksport, and much more… (Originally released to Club Parsnips members on 31/10/23) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A lanky song, catchphrases, Crime Files, Littlepodding, a quiz, Mick goes shopping and more format theft. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Safety, snake vaping, a distance quiz, a door, and a hot tub dreamer. (Originally released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024) Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A safety rap battle, Lawro commentates, Martin visits Neil, Harry’s England gang, and a Slaughters trip. (Released via Club Parsnips in June 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dom Littlewood from his appearances up to and including episode 113. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Safety with Mickey Nixon, soccer secrecy, Steve and Mark drink liquids, countryside bother, and fighting with Peter. (Rec: 28/5/24 - full version available in Club Parsnips archive) Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince - extra episodes, studio footage, animation, all sorts of extra stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Updated version with bits that were originally missing) Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 68 to 88… ciao bella! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Updated version with bits that were originally missing) He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 41 to 66… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Another round-up of recorded content from M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer from the time period of February 2020 to April 2022. It’s a little bit unusual but you’ll like it (Previously released to Club Parsnips members in July 2023) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Safety first, crime on the Tyne, a Littlepod, Martin visits a darts star, and Barry C. Homeowner returns. Join Club Parsnips for the entire Mince archive at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Fish and chips, safety, a Beardsley barbecue, door opening, questions, Talksport, and a showbiz centre opportunity. (Rec: 29/11/2023) Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of incidents of crime on the Tyne from between December 2021 and June 2022. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A new rapper, a job interview, a McClaren podcast, TV tennis, Geordie Heat, a row in Edinburgh, Lawro’s cheeses, and an air fryer rival. (Released via Club Parsnips in August 2023) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of Bob’s visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from Parsnips 5 to Mince 109. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Short but sweet, it’s another selection from Peter’s joke book, from episodes 82 to 113… dog dirt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Young England lads on the town, Talksport, Dom, Roy, Geordie Heat, and much more… (63-min extended version available via Club Parsnips - search Athletico Mince on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Kings Cross, foil, Harry’s barbecue, sleep, party foods, zombies, and more. (Released via Club Parsnips in April 2023) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Crisps, writing on hearts, Hunt vs Sugar, egg escape, a Pearson/McCarthy coffee shop trip, and much more. (Full version released 31/3/23) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A collection of Mick’s visits to the studio from episode 57 to 110. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Historical fear, Harry’s Farm, skip talk, a door, Eddie and Amanda Baby visit the Beardsleys, and Dom pods. (Full version released 28/2/23) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of the antics of Harry Kane and his pals from episode 68 to 93. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Fancy trousers, hose connectors, a happy song, a Rubik’s cube, custard, and so much more. (Rec: 30/1/23) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of Sean Dyche’s motivational WAVs from episode 106 until September 2022. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Doctor tactics, slipper chat, ray gun repair, a Dyche WAV, regal scatter cushions, Peter’s 2022 Christmas message, and more. (Rec: 20/12/22) Explore the entire Club Parsnips archive free for 7 days at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episodes 105 to 117. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (Released 30/7/22) Join Club Parsnips on Patreon for the complete Mince experience with exclusive bonus episodes and video content https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Football, aftershave, driveways, telly, cream, Tyne crime, Dom, the EFT gang, and soap. (Rec: 29/11/22) Enter Club Parsnips with a 7-day free trial at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From episodes 91-103, Peter and Carol receive a visitor, we learn about their wedding day, legal issues, a shopping trip and more… (first issued to Club Parsnips members in May 2022) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A country music remix, a lunch club update, a showbiz centre visit, resin bonded driveways, air frying, gut health, and nonsense pottery. (Rec: 27/10/22) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Categorised items, Peter’s van, anti-woke Lawro, test drives, Geordie Heat, telly pitches, and more. (26/9/22) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between August 2019 and August 2021. (Rec: 21/3/22) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.