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The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

200 Episodes Of The Therapy Crouch: BP Garage Wine, iCloud Fails & Classic Crouchy Moments

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200 Episodes Of The Therapy Crouch: BP Garage Wine, iCloud Fails & Classic Crouchy Moments 03 Nov 2026

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete and Abbey are back and things quickly derail when Gaz struggles to hide his iCloud images, accidentally flashing Abbey and Pete with old embarrassing MySpace-angle selfies to the entire studio. It’s peak Crouch chaos, proving that even after hundreds of hours on camera, GDPR is still a completely foreign concept in the barn. To celebrate a massive 200 episodes of the podcast, we are taking a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the evolution of the show, dishing out awards for our favourite moments, and bringing back a very special edition of Weekly Wines—comparing a lavish £30 Pinot Noir to a £2.99 bottle from the BP garage! We also revisit the most chaotic guest appearances from Amanda Holden to Alan Carr, discuss the hilarity of playing 'Bonk Beats' like Family Guy in the bedroom, and dive into a Hall of Fame Agony Abs segment featuring the infamous interpretive crab dance and the legend of Race Day Jack! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Celebrating 200 Episodes 01:45 - The Evolution Of The Pod 03:00 - We Actually Love Each Other 05:10 - Gaz's NSFW Selfies 06:30 - Pete Leaked More Than His Bank Card 09:00 - This Weekly Wine 10:30 - The BP Garage Wine 11:55 - The Aunty Clit Nickname 14:15 - Chinless Wonder 17:10 - Abbey's Dad Loves Pete 19:30 - Wildest Guest Awards 20:00 - Amanda Holden's Noisy Neighbours 23:30 - Bedroom Bonk Beats with The Buckley's 24:35 - Best Agony Abs Awards 25:40 - The Pink Innocence Ick 28:00 - Race Day Jack To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:200 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"You Look Like A Swinger!" Abbey Roasts Pete's New Tash & Garage Disasters | AMA 29 Oct 2026

Welcome to another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is nursing a brutally symmetrical Portuguese mosquito bite while Pete returns from China to face some harsh truths from their seven-year-old son Jack, who has officially ruled out marriage for good. Plus, the debate turns heated as Pete's fresh moustache gets brutally compared to an 80s p*rn star and a swinger's retreat regular. We also dive into the eternal question every partner asks: why do retired footballers abandon the pitch just to obsess over golf? Pete reveals whether hitting a hole-in-one tops scoring a Premier League screamer, while Abbey explains why an immaculately organised airing cupboard gives her a bigger high than any sport on earth. Things take a chaotic turn when a listener submits a terrifying shower prank mishap that turned a romantic routine into a trip hazard, prompting an official crouch public safety announcement. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - The Shower Shabra Warning 00:28 - Abbey's Portuguese Mosquito Bite 01:40 - Pete’s Trip to China & High-Tech Cars 03:15 - Jack’s Honest Thoughts on Marriage 04:06 - Gaz’s Food Tour in San Sebastián 05:22 - Pete’s Moustache Gets Roasted 07:01 - Airport Lounge Fan Encounters 08:20 - The Agony Ab: Shower Prank Disaster 10:28 - Why Footballers Switch to Golf 12:24 - Premier League Goal vs. Hole-in-One 14:00 - Abbey's Bowling Strike Wonder 15:52 - What Gives Abbey an Adrenaline Rush? 18:12 - Airing Cupboards & Garage Goals 20:00 - Can Pete & Abbey Watch Sports Together? 21:05 - The Great Gymnastics Debate 22:36 - Pete's Garage Organising Promise To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s Terrifying New Look, Sexy Halloween Nightmares & Petty Candy Scandals! 27 Oct 2026

We've taken over a friends studio for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete has unveiled a brand-new moustache just in time for November, and let’s just say Abbey is far from impressed. From brutal roasts about whether it suits him to Abbey discovering a BBC study revealing that pet dogs are actually cleaner than men's facial hair, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread. The couple dive headfirst into the madness of Halloween preparations, debating proper etiquette around trick-or-treating, disastrous past outfits, and whether sexy costumes have gone entirely too far. Plus, Pete defends an emergency essentials trip to Decathlon, while Abbey questions why it's treated like a day out. Elsewhere, we hear wild celebrity trick-or-treating tales, discuss the logistics of couples costumes, and unpack an outrageous Agony Abs dilemma involving neighbourhood candy feuds and petty payback. Try Huel with £10 OFF for New Customers today using our code "therapycrouch" at huel.com/therapycrouch If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Diabolical Weather & Portugal Banter 03:57 - The Demi Panochet Mystery 05:37 - Why Decathlon Is An Obsession 09:42 - Pete Debuts The New Moustache 11:08 - Dogs Are Cleaner Than Men's Beards 14:29 - The Hips Don't Lie 17:15 - Trick Or Treating Rules 20:48 - Sexy vs Scary Costumes 24:10 - The AI Costume Challenge 27:27 - Couples Costume Disasters 31:16 - Agony Abs: The Stolen Sweets Scandal 35:38 - Sweet Revenge & Petty Feuds 39:49 - Pete & Abbey In A Horror Maze 44:09 - The Ultimate Halloween Prank 48:47 - Approaching Episode 200 To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:199 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete Crouch Reveals The Worst Locker Room Prank That Went Way Too Far! 22 Oct 2026

On this Ask Me Anything, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your wild Ask Me Anything dilemmas, from university pranks taken to sickening extremes to Pete getting completely stitched up with Deep Heat in the Stoke City changing rooms. Plus, Abbey exposes Pete's questionable choice of romantic bedroom music and the horrors of getting hammered together on date night. In this episode, the debate turns to relationship red flags when a listener asks how to save a best mate whose partner is alienating everyone, leaving Pete and Abbey to discuss whether you should ever tell a friend you hate their other half. We also tackle the return from an epic bedroom dry spell, how to rebuild confidence when things get awkward, and Abbey’s horror at Pete’s seduction tactics. If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform 00:00 - Barn Banter & Where Is Gaz? 01:00 - The University Kahoot Prank 03:26 - A Step Too Far: Pete & Abbey React 05:14 - Pete's Stoke Changing Room Bullying 06:26 - Dilemma: We Dislike Our Friend's Partner 08:32 - How To Tell A Friend You Hate Their Fella 10:28 - Recovering From A Major Dry Spell 12:05 - Rebuilding Confidence & Post-Baby Bodies 3:17 - Pete & Abbey's Cinema Date Night 14:22 - Running Playlists & Dad Rock Debates 16:16 - Pete's "Bonk Beat" Bedroom Anthems 17:40 - Alexa, Get Crouchy In The Mood To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast! 20 Oct 2026

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete and Abbey unpack their scenic escape to Norway, surviving endless glasses of "bitch juice," and why Pete's post-golf hosting habits leave Abbey freezing in a house without furniture. Between Abbey attempting to cure a brutal hangover with raw sardines and Pete sleeping with a giant turkey-shaped ostrich pillow on his head, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread. The team break down the sheer chaos of half-term parenting, navigating four kids with zero overlapping interests, and the extreme parental lies used to keep the peace. Pete reveals why he abandoned Abbey mid-fall during a high-stakes game of 40-40 in the garden, while the pair make another high-stakes charity bet on whether they can survive the holidays completely sober. Plus, an incredible lineup of listener dilemmas in Weekly Wines and Agony Abs: from living with a flatmate who commentates every domestic chore like David Attenborough, to a blind date that goes horribly wrong when the woman opposite turns out to be the local waxing specialist. Finally, the gang tackle a truly cursed, wide-eyed horse painting that's destroying one listener’s living room walls. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Back From Norway & The Ostrich Pillow 04:40 - Bitch Juice & 20 Bottles of Wine 09:35 - Pete’s Golf Mates Invade The Rental 11:05 - The Sardine Hangover Cure & Kebabs 12:35 - Weekly Wine: The Housemate Narrator 15:18 - Best Friend Marriages & Watching Paint Dry 19:05 - Blind Date With The Waxing Clinic Doctor 22:20 - Half-Term Chaos & Summer Holiday Debates 23:26 - Bunking Pilates For Dim Sum & China Trips 29:03 - The Tree Swing & Pete’s 40-40 Betrayal 32:26 - Classic Lies Parents Tell Their Kids 35:46 - The Half-Term Dry Charity Bet 37:31 - Agony Abs: "You Can Taste The Effort" 42:50 - Rihanna Ringtone Disasters 44:33 - The Terrifying Horse Painting Dilemma To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:197 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Abbey Grills Pete For Leaving Her Out Of The Podcast Awards! | Ask Me Anything 15 Oct 2026

On this AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your most pressing questions, starting with Pete awkwardly explaining why Abbey didn't get an enthusiastic invite to his upcoming podcast awards night. Between wardrobe disputes and chaotic rental living, the pair unpack the unfiltered reality of marriage when life gets messy. The debate moves straight into home renovations and whether living amongst dust, storage units, and builders at 7am completely destroys romance—with Abbey giving a brutally honest answer on what happens to the bedroom spark. Plus, the two go head-to-head on who is truly reckless with money: Pete's massive fun budgets or Abbey's uncompromising obsession with luxury kitchen ovens. Elsewhere, Pete and Abbey look back at their vow renewal on a private island, debate taking on The Traitors or Celebrity SAS, and sort out what Pete should wear to pick up an award. If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform 00:00 - Pete's "Un-Invite" to the Awards 01:46 - Can Pete Win Without Abbey? 03:45 - Pete & Abbey on The Traitors? 05:20 - Celebrity SAS & Wayne Bridge 06:43 - TV Show Betrayals 07:06 - Topless Island Vow Renewal 09:00 - Counting Down to 20 Years 09:42 - Renovation Blues & Greg the Builder 10:13 - Did the Building Site Kill the Spark? 11:00 - Living Out of Storage Boxes 11:58 - Who's More Reckless With Money? 12:51 - Clothes Shopping vs. £8K on Guinness 13:22 - Abbey's Dream Kitchen & Meal Inspo 14:22 - Pete's Black-Tie Dilemma To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers 13 Oct 2026

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Pete and Abbey dive into the sobering realisation of getting older, from realising we only have "20 summers left" to Pete officially banning Abbey from his car after driveway parking chaos and a trashed centre console. Plus, Gaz reveals the time he wore skin-tight long johns into an office job for weeks on end. The gang explore how our habits evolve with age, debating tech neck, whether looking through Country Living magazine is the ultimate sign of middle age, and why Abbey refused to let Pete attend the new house meeting. We also look back at Abbey's school days drawing fake Calvin Klein logos on her clothes, Pete's dream year at Liverpool, and tackle an Agony Ab dilemma from a man who pretended to be broke on date one and has now trapped himself in a "prison of thrift" at Wetherspoons. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Back in the Barn & Dalek Chairs 02:13 - The 20 Summers Left Panic 04:10 - Do You Fancy Older People? 06:22 - Pete's Questionable Early Fashion 07:46 - Wearing Long Johns To Work 09:21 - Writing Letters Over Parking Fines 12:25 - Tech Neck & The Phone Finger 16:08 - Why Pete Is Banned From Abbey's Car 18:52 - What’s in Abbey’s Centre Console? 33:38 - Hand-Drawn Calvin Kleins & First Dates 36:05 - Time Travel & Woodstock 38:56 - Pete's Liverpool Peak Year 41:35 - Agony Abs: My Girlfriend's Sound Bath Cult 46:21 - Agony Abs: Trapped in a Prison of Thrift 48:40 - Dad’s Polite AI Texts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:196 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA 08 Oct 2026

We're back in the barn for another Therapy Crouch AMA! Abbey and Pete kick things off unpacking Abbey’s marathon seven-hour phone calls investigating whether Noah’s Ark has actually been uncovered and why you shouldn't touch an alien. Pete also reveals why he’s forced to hide in the kids' bedrooms just to get half an hour of peace, only to be accused of leading a double life over some simple morning doorway stretches. The great gaming debate takes centre stage as Pete admits the moment his gaming career was brutally cut short after locking Abbey outside in the cold for two hours while wearing a headset. This leads into an unforgettable listener debate on whether it's ever acceptable to cancel a 15-year wedding anniversary dinner just to play the biggest video game release of the decade. Elsewhere, we hear about disastrous Pilates attempts on the reformer, the agony of pulled adductors, and a stomach-churning AMA straight from the dance floor of an Ibiza beach club involving frozen margaritas and very questionable hygiene. Submit your questions for the next AMA here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 - Indian Summer & Noah's Ark 01:48 - Abbey's Alien Conspiracy Theories 04:35 - Pete's Bedroom Escape Tactics 05:42 - ChatGPT Tarot Card Readings 07:13 - Agony Abs: The Sticky Ibiza Dance Floor 08:43 - Ron Burgundy & Inbetweeners Nostalgia 10:35 - Agony Abs: The Humiliating Couples Pilates Bet 12:20 - Pete’s Diplodocus Back Stretches 14:18 - Abbey Accuses Pete of Having an Affair 15:34 - Agony Abs: Cancelling Our Anniversary for GTA? 17:21 - The Ultimate Gaming vs Relationship Debate 20:33 - Abbey's Secret Addiction to Mobile Games 21:05 - The Day Pete Locked Abbey Out for Call of Duty 22:34 - Retro Gaming & Donkey Kong Memories To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma! 06 Oct 2026

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is giving Pete’s face a full MOT (flaming wax balls included), while Pete defends his pool-side grunting while lifting 5kg pink dumbbells. The pair also debate the irresistible male urge to give a "happy slap" when walking past your partner, the perils of the "sweaty chin rest" hug, and Abbey’s pregnant school run delayed by a curry chip barm. We’re also settling the ultimate UK debate: The World Cup of North vs. South! From Greggs vs. Gail’s to The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones, battle lines are drawn. Plus, Pete shares his "subtle art of distraction" for getting his dream golf hole past Abbey. We hear about the kids meeting Lamine Yamal, the England squad and Agony Abs tackles a chilling turf war over a fridge's ice dispenser. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit Zoe Ball in the Afternoon, weekdays from 1pm, only on Greatest Hits Radio! You can listen wherever you listen to Greatest Hits Radio, on your radio, on the Rayo app or ask your smart-speaker to “Play” Greatest Hits Radio. 00:00 Intro & Skincare Routines 03:09 Harvest Festival & Supermarket Food Banks 05:01 The Pink Hat & House Renovations 07:48 Attempting Different Accents 10:52 The "Golf Hole" & Art of Distraction 14:22 Gym Grunts 16:33 The "Chin Rest" Relationship Dilemma 24:42 Hilarious AI Cover Songs 25:10 North vs. South Debate: Greggs vs. Gail's 28:16 North vs. South Debate: Tea vs. Dinner 29:59 North vs. South Debate: Chippy Tea & Curry Sauce 32:42 Meeting Lamine Yamal & Harry Kane 36:38 North vs. South Debate: The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones 40:21 North vs. South Debate: Big Nights Out 43:45 North vs. South Debate: Sunday Roasts & Gravy 46:55 European Nights at Anfield 49:21 Kitten Heels & Stretchy Fashion 50:37 The Fridge Ice Dispenser Argument To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:195 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“You Can Shove Your Romance!” Peter and Abbey Crouch React to Wild Listener Questions 01 Oct 2026

Welcome back to a special Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are recording in style from London’s Corinthia Hotel. The gang kick things off with a debate over spa days, why Abbey would rather see the coving guy than go on date night, hungover spooning styles, and an awkward run-in with Frank Skinner. Then it’s straight into listener dilemmas: Pete faces an impossible round of "Marry, Shag, Avoid", the group build a playlist out of their own names, and a listener writes in with a massive family feud over naming their baby after a grandparent "Mildred". Plus, Abbey and Pete put £1,000 on the line for charity in a heated VAR playback bet! 00:00 Welcome to the Corinthia Hotel AMA! 01:09 Date Night Rejections & Abbey’s Coving Obsession 03:24 Ice Cube Snobs & Weekly Whines 05:04 The Spooning Debate: Jetpack Joe & Mountain Bikes 07:22 Frank Skinner Encounters & Awkward Stare-Offs 09:47 Listener Question: Marry, Shag, Avoid 13:28 The Alphabet Name Music Game (Prince, Phil Collins & Bob Sinclar) 16:29 Agony Abs: The "Mildred" Baby Name Dilemma 18:40 VAR REPLAY POINT! 19:27 The £100 Charity Bet 19:57 Tall Kid Names & Why We’re Losing the Name "Gary" 23:42 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past! 29 Sep 2026

Welcome back to a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey and Peter are joined by the iconic Coleen and Wayne Rooney! From growing up together in Liverpool and navigating massive media storms as teenagers, to raising four football-mad boys and filming their brand-new Disney+ series The Real Rooneys, Wayne and Coleen hold nothing back. Wayne opens up about the emotional wobble of stepping away from management, why he snubbed Washington DC (and stole Pete’s transfer!), and getting lost in disguise at Glastonbury. Plus, childhood secrets are revealed, including the time Wayne threw a McDonald's milkshake at Abbey and the gang help a listener facing a safeguarding crisis over a rogue nursery game of "The Shabba"! 00:32 Intro & Filming the Family Show: Adjusting to cameras in the house 03:52 Growing Up in the Spotlight: Dealing with early fame at 16 05:08 Kai's GCSE Results & Testing His Spanish on Taxi Drivers 07:30 Diabolical Noughties Press & Framed Tabloid Headlines 09:03 Wayne's Career Wobble: Finding a new routine after management 11:30 Academy Football Reality: Dealing with getting released from Everton 13:42 Match of the Day Pressures & Reviewing the World Cup Halftime Show 17:51 Fashion Crimes: Gianni Infantino's trainers & the socks-down trend 19:19 Coleen's Primark Collaboration & Balancing Work with Motherhood 21:13 The Silent Treatment & Wayne's Infamous Scottish Golf Trip 23:39 Returning to Management & School Bag Chaos in the Boot 27:21 No More Babies: Wayne Gets the Snip 29:15 Keeping it Grounded: Two Kids from Croxteth 32:03 Listener Q: How to Spend a Day Not Being Famous 34:45 Matching Christmas Pyjamas & Ruining Karaoke in Washington DC 37:44 Agony Aunt: A Nursery "Shabble" Safeguarding Crisis 41:02 Listener Q: Ibiza Mini-Moons & Sleeping for 24 Hours in Vegas To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets. 24 Sep 2026

This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to whether you can ever forgive a best friend using you as an affair cover-up, nothing is off the table. Plus, Abbey and Pete weigh in on the ultimate wedding sin: What to do when your mother-in-law buys a white dress for your big day. Submit your questions for the next AMA here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Welcome to the Therapy Crouch AMA! 00:45 Gaz’s Sleep Paralysis & Pete’s Hormone Theories 04:20 Pete & Abbey’s Sleeping Habits 07:35 Weekly Whines: Pete’s England vs Spain Tickets 09:59 Question 1: Mother-in-Law Wearing White to the Wedding?! 12:00 Ivory, Rhino Horns & Keratin Debate 14:24 Listener Love: Coping with Separation Anxiety 16:55 Question 2: Breaking Up with a Friend After Affair Cover-Up 20:06 Question 3: Scoring a Sunday League Worldie with No Cameras 21:05 Pete’s Lost Bicycle Kicks & CCTV Trick Shots 24:05 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama! 22 Sep 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and Scott! Pete makes the dangerous admission that it might have been better than their own wedding, before breaking down how the entire UK airspace shutdown almost left the groom without a suit! In this week’s listener dilemmas, we hear about child-free wedding rules being broken by feral nephews, a mortified mum whose six-year-old took her bedside intimates to a park playdate, and a couple living a 10-month lie after spending their Thailand honeymoon fund on a broken boiler. Plus, Pete and Abbey take on the great TV volume war, debate cringe choreographed first dances, and reveal why their own trip to Thailand lasted exactly 24 hours! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 – Intro & Recapping the Mallorca Wedding 05:25 – Wine & Shine: The Karaoke / "Shallow" Habit 08:00 – Liberty's Song & Family Moments 10:08 – Listener Wine: Child-Free Wedding Dilemma 12:53 – Travel Chaos: UK Airspace Grounded 15:00 – Bedroom Toy Mishap 16:13 – Podcast Feedback: Dublin Hen Do & Irish Singalongs 19:04 – TV Volume Wars: Action Scenes vs. Quiet Dialogue 21:58 – Hotel Room Service & The German Green Mile 23:07 – Wedding Details: The Dress & Setting 27:43 – Speeches & Reception Highlights 30:16 – Pete Stripped to the Waist on the Dancefloor 31:53 – Suit Drama & Day Two Beach Club 33:53 – The Wedding Facts Pub Quiz 38:07 – Advice: The Choreographed First Dance 41:40 – Advice: Spent the Honeymoon Fund on a Boiler 43:30 – Monsoon Disaster in Thailand To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend! 17 Sep 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with Wayfarers for his tux, and Pete revealing his romantic, candle-lit Ibiza proposal while Abbey sat in wet hair and pyjamas! In this week’s listener questions, a listener is left spiralling after her boyfriend muttered "I love you" for the first time completely asleep in bed, sparking a fierce debate between Pete and Abbey on whether unconscious confessions count, saying the L-word on Day Three, and Abbey's unromantic text blunder: "I love you" VS "I'm at the gate!" Plus, Pete and Abbey continue the debate whether getting older means all the "firsts" in life are done, Abbey claims her crown as the household kissing expert, and the guys react in absolute horror to the viral "Up The Fulham" audio craze! Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction & Barn Shenanigans 01:15 No-Kid Weddings & Jack’s Phil Foden Haircut 05:52 Listener AMA: He Said "I Love You" In His Sleep! 07:05 Public Proposals & Pete’s Candlelit Ibiza Story 11:00 Pete’s Romantic Text vs Abbey’s "I’m At The Gate" 13:10 Saying The L-Word Too Soon & Reality TV Love 15:50 Are All The Good "Firsts" In Life Over At 40? 21:10 Who Is The Real Kissing Expert? 21:50 The Viral "Up The Fulham" Bedroom Audio Reaction To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce! 15 Sep 2026

In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without descending into total warfare. Plus, Pete and Abbey quiz Kate on prenups, the biggest financial mistakes people make when separating, how to tell the difference between a normal rough patch and the end of the road, and what it takes to rebuild your life after divorce! Warning: This episode discusses mental health and suicide. Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction & Bizarre Divorce Facts 06:13 Introducing Kate Daly & What Is Amicable? 11:15 Talking Money & Abbey on Dating a Footballer 17:50 Common-Law Myths & High-Stakes Divorce Stories 24:15 Prenups, Postnups & Fixing the Legal System 31:18 Taking the Legal Establishment to Court 38:21 Child Custody & Shared Parenting Realities 43:17 Pete & Abbey Take the Relationship Quiz 52:23 21 Years Together & Destigmatizing Divorce To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama 10 Sep 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang on trend,” and Abbey revealing why her new dressing room is officially the house airing cupboard! In this week’s listener questions, we hear about an awkward household blunder when adult toys end up in the general admin "man drawer" right next to the Sellotape and spare batteries, prompting Abbey to share her own mortifying car charger mix-up in front of her brother John. Another listener writes in with an unhinged wedding dilemma after a bride’s ex-boyfriend shows up uninvited and sits quietly at the back of the church! Plus, Pete gets the green light for his dream backyard golf hole, Abbey’s pre-wedding frantic rush, and the ultimate morning school run debate over who deserves a medal! Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction & Gaz's Villa Holiday in Spain 01:40 Abbey’s House Move Chaos & Getting Locked Out 03:17 The Best Facial & Face Gym Debate 05:50 Pete Critiques Driving & Abbey's 12-Point Turn 06:49 Pete’s "Bang On Trend" Podcast Idea 08:19 Listener Dilemma: Toys in the Man Drawer 09:54 Abbey's Car Lighter / Key Drawer Mix-up 12:05 Pete’s Brand New Knee-High Socks 13:58 Sister's Wedding Prep: Suit Mule & Pina Coladas 14:48 Impromptu Weekly Wine: Pete vs. Abbey on "So Much To Do" 18:00 Renovation Talk: Bathrooms for Christmas & Dressing Rooms 20:05 Pete’s Garden Golf Course Continued 22:46 Wedding Dilemma: The Ex Shows Up Uninvited To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals! 08 Sep 2026

Wedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests Elle and Scott as they enter the final chaotic countdown to their big day! Scott and Elle reveal the madness behind planning the ultimate wedding, from last-minute videographer cancellations to an emergency bridesmaid dress disaster rescued at the eleventh hour by creative genius Mikey. We also dive into Elle’s wild Nashville hen do, complete with Scott’s face plastered across the bars and on random locals! In the Agony Abs, the gang tackle explosive wedding dilemmas: what do you do when your partner insists on inviting his ex of six years because she’s "part of the family"? And how do you survive a best man with zero internal filter who’s threatening to air your wildest secrets to your nan over dessert? Plus, Scott shares an insane story of an Irish bride who exposed her cheating groom on the big screen in front of all their guests! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction & Wedding Countdown 02:50 Who Planned What? Golf vs The Butcher 05:37 Becoming Family & Brotherly Bonds 09:22 Entertainment, First Dance & Banned Irish Songs 13:12 7 Days Out: Videographers & Table Plan Rows 21:15 The Bridesmaid Dress Disaster & Mikey Saves the Day 23:51 Weekly Whine: Training Your 23-Year-Old Replacement 25:13 The Ultimate Revenge: Cheating Groom Exposed at the Altar 26:48 Nashville Hen Do & Scott Masks in the Bin 29:41 Agony Abs: Is My Fiancé's Ex Crashing Our Wedding? 32:23 Dodgy Plus Ones & Walking Down The Aisle 36:58 Agony Abs: Best Man with No Filter Threatens The Speech To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He Practiced On His EX?! Abbey and Peter React to Outrageous Engagement Secrets! 03 Sep 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Abbey and Pete debating chin filler versus Peter's heart-shaped head, and scheming to launch Jordan onto the dating scene as the pod's ultimate eligible bachelor! In this week’s listener questions, we hear from someone who has been brutally frozen out by her long-term friendship group simply for getting a boyfriend, prompting Abbey to share her own painful experience of getting cut off by a mate. Another listener is left questioning everything after discovering her fiancé's "perfect" proposal speech was actually test-run and quality-controlled by his ex! Plus, we discuss the ultimate intimacy buzzkills, from Kermit the Frog to Postman Pat popping up on shuffle and what happens when you try too hard to be a good Samaritan! Submit your AMA’s here! https:// docs.google.com/ forms/d/ 1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58s iorNb9zS0/viewform? edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction 03:35 Hair Transplants & Heart-Shaped Heads 06:33 Setting Up Jordan & Finding Him A Date 08:20 Left Out By My Friendship Group 10:33 Abbey’s Experience With Being Cut Off 14:05 He Practiced His Proposal On His Ex! 17:00 Take Two: Does He Need A Proposal Do-Over? 18:02 Muppets & Postman Pat In The Bedroom 20:45 A Therapy Crouch Christmas Number One? 23:00 Pushing Wheelchairs & Hypochondriac Miracles 25:12 Abbey & John’s Good Samaritan Nightmares To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Abbey’s Lawless Nashville Hen Do, Pete’s DIY Golf Course & The 2-Hour Bedroom Dilemma! 01 Sep 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is fresh back from a wild hen do in Nashville and Pete is holding down the fort as the pair broadcast straight from a cosy stolen barn! Abbey reveals the harsh truth about Nashville (including the complete lack of real cowboys), wild line dancing classes, and why Alfie was left completely traumatised by the trip. Meanwhile, Pete has grand architectural plans to turn their new driveway into "PC Sawgrass"—much to Abbey’s horror. In the Agony Abs, we help a listener who is worried about her overwhelming attraction to older football managers, hear a pitch from a Leeds lad looking for love, and tackle a dilemma about wildly mismatched bedroom stamina! Plus, Abbey shares her top tactical tips on how to secretly fake drink at a wedding when you’re newly pregnant. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Welcome to the Barn & Abbey Returns From Nashville 02:36 Where Are All The Cowboys? 06:11 Fake AI Photos & The Famous Nashville Dance 08:53 Pool House Living & Renovation Hell 13:09 Pete’s Front Garden Golf Hole: "PC Sawgrass" 18:26 Listener Letters & Alfie’s Hen Do Trauma 24:45 Eclipse Romance & Sofa Pizza Casualties 28:45 "I’m Hard To Penetrate" & Making New Friends 31:28 Lucky Bastard Saloon & Country Music Anthems 37:01 Agony Abs: Fancying Older Football Managers 39:05 Blind Date Pitch: Liam From Leeds 42:04 "Please Stop Talking" & Marriage Quirks 43:47 Agony Abs: Two-Hour Bedroom Marathons & Compatibility 46:32 The National Average Sex Stats 48:51 Agony Abs: How To Fake Drink When Secretly Pregnant 53:03 Pete’s Upcoming Scotland Golf Trip To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“That Is CORRECT!” Abbey and Peter REVEAL Bedroom Confessions, Bulging Discs & Keeping Score! 27 Aug 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom confidence, dirty talk and whether getting into the best shape of your life can actually cause problems in your relationship. After one listener reveals her newly ripped husband suddenly wants all the lights on in the bedroom, Abbey and Peter debate body confidence before the conversation somehow ends up with rotating beds, sex tapes and a revelation from the Crouches that catches everyone slightly off guard! We also hear from a listener whose request for a little more communication in the bedroom spectacularly backfires when her boyfriend starts delivering some of the least seductive lines imaginable. Abbey reveals the one word she could NEVER cope with Peter saying, while Pete attempts to offer some bedroom advice of his own. Elsewhere, a new Therapy Crouch superfan gets banned from listening to the podcast in public, Abbey and Peter reveal what they won’t let the kids do on holiday, and one listener’s mission to get fit and improve his love life leads to his wife quite literally keeping score of their bedroom activity. Things get slightly heated before the end as Abbey’s innocent request for a cup of tea turns into a full-blown marital debate over whether she’s secretly using some very clever reverse psychology on Pete! 00:00 Introduction 01:21 Abbey’s Animal Obsession 05:08 Who’s Funnier: Abbey or Peter? 06:56 Ask Me Anything 07:34 Lights On In The Bedroom 09:31 Abbey’s “Bulging Disc” 11:04 Who Has The Better Body? 14:31 Abbey & Peter’s Sex Tape 15:22 Dirty Talk Disasters 17:39 “That Is Correct!” 20:16 Abbey’s Worst Bedroom Word 21:06 Banned From Listening To The Podcast 23:56 What Abbey & Peter Ban At Home 25:38 The Kids’ Holiday Rules 27:17 Brewers Droop & Getting Fit 28:00 A Shag A Week 28:20 Keeping Score In The Bedroom 29:24 Abbey’s Relationship Reward System 30:28 The Cup Of Tea Argument 32:35 Abbey & Peter Fall Out To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Abbey’s Off to Nashville! Hen Do Plans, Tattoo Disasters & Peter’s Worst Nightmare! 25 Aug 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with plenty to catch up on as Abbey prepares to head off to Nashville for her sister’s hen do — complete with themed outfits, tattoos, line dancing and a cowboy strip show that Peter is less than thrilled about! The pair also reveal how their romantic trip away somehow turned into six hours looking at tiles, including a £1.7 million bath, before reflecting on how much their weekends have changed over the years and why they’re perfectly happy growing into “boring bastards” together. Elsewhere, Peter reveals the brilliant mistake made on the shirt he wore when he scored his first England goal, the pair debate whether clapping when a plane lands should ever be acceptable, and Abbey questions why men can remember a golf trip months in advance but somehow forget the plans they’ve made with their wives. In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter talk finding love later in life and why turning 40 or 50 certainly doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. We also hear from a listener who discovers his wife has been sharing details of their love life in a girls’ WhatsApp group, sparking a big debate over just how much you should really be telling your friends about what goes on behind closed doors... 00:00 Introduction 00:44 Abbey’s Nashville Hen Do 05:13 Hen Do Themes & Cowboy Strippers 08:37 Six Hours Shopping for Tiles 13:12 The £1.7 Million Bath 17:13 Abbey & Peter’s Date Night 20:46 Peter’s England Shirt Disaster 24:41 Peter’s Northern Lights Disaster 28:17 Why Men Forget Plans 32:54 Growing Old Together 37:14 Therapy Crouch Blind Dates 40:21 Dating Over 50 45:16 Sharing Your Sex Life With Friends Shop Back to School at Aldi, Which? Best Value Brand of the year Head to https://bit.ly/4hAarcd and select "Therapy Crouch" to claim £20 off your Hertility test. To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: @thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: @thetherapycrouch Website: thetherapycrouch.com For more from Peter @petercrouch For more from Abbey @abbeyclancy Our clips channel The Therapy Crouch Clips Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AMA Gone Wild! Abbey & Peter Get TIPSY! Wine Tasting, £500 Bottles and Liberty’s Secret Wine Tips! 20 Aug 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined once again by Abbey’s best friend Liberty, who is putting the pair through their paces with the ultimate wine tasting! Armed with bottles ranging from brilliant £9 bargains to alternatives for wines that can cost hundreds of pounds, Liberty attempts to teach Abbey and Pete everything they need to know about choosing a good bottle, pairing wine with food and, most importantly, how to look like you know what you’re doing when the sommelier comes over. The gang discover why cheese can completely change the taste of champagne, whether expensive wine glasses actually make a difference and the sneaky trick that can make your £9 bottle look considerably more impressive when you have guests round. Liberty also reveals why you shouldn’t always go for the biggest name on the wine list and why a great bottle doesn’t necessarily need to cost a fortune. Things inevitably become slightly less educational as the tasting continues, with Pete forgetting one of the fundamental rules of wine tasting, Abbey admitting she is officially “battered” and the trio debating everything from wine hangovers and £500 restaurant bottles to whether putting ice in your wine is ever acceptable. There’s plenty of food along the way too, as Liberty shares some simple tips for entertaining at home before Abbey and Pete crown their favourite wines of the day – assuming they can still remember what they’ve tried! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:15 The Wine Tasting Begins 02:34 Abbey’s Favourite Drink 04:15 The Perfect Wine & Food Pairing 06:22 Pete Takes On The Red Wine 07:08 How To Look Like A Wine Expert 08:35 The £15 Wine Bargain 10:00 Simple Food For Entertaining 11:10 The £9 Italian Wine 13:01 Why Restaurant Wine Costs So Much 15:00 How To Make Cheap Wine Look Expensive 15:42 The Truth About Wine Hangovers 17:35 The £500 Bottle Problem 18:00 Liberty’s Superstar Red Wine 20:38 The Tasting Starts To Take Its Toll 21:03 Pete’s Wine Tasting Technique 21:40 How To Spot An Expensive Bottle 24:03 “Christmas In A Glass” 25:27 The Perfect Wine Night At Home 26:29 Do Expensive Glasses Matter? 28:08 “I Am Battered” 29:42 Should You Put Ice In Wine? 31:19 The Perfect Wine Pairing 31:43 Abbey & Pete Pick Their Winners To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ed Sheeran Lived On My Sofa! Liberty Reveals Wild Nights Out & An Awkward Leo DiCaprio Encounter! 18 Aug 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by one of Abbey’s oldest and closest friends, Liberty, for an episode packed with stories from their years of friendship, celebrity encounters and more than a few questionable decisions. Liberty reveals how she first met Abbey during her modelling days and recalls being caught in the middle of one of Abbey and Pete’s biggest arguments just before the birth of Jack – including the moment Abbey decided Pete was no longer invited to the hospital! We also hear the incredible story of how Liberty and her husband discovered a young Ed Sheeran, who promptly moved onto their sofa and seemingly refused to leave, as well as Liberty’s years styling some of his biggest music videos. And if that wasn’t enough name-dropping, Liberty reveals the extraordinary encounter at a Cannes party that left her being told she was “too ugly” to be in the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio – and how she got her revenge years later. Abbey and Liberty also look back at their wildest nights together, including a missing Range Rover, a £4,000 bottle of wine and plenty of stories Pete probably wishes he’d never heard. Elsewhere, Liberty reveals the fitness change that completely transformed her body, shares her cooking and wine knowledge, talks about meeting Chris Hemsworth and introduces us to her seven rescue dogs – including the Belgian Malinois who decided to eat part of her Aston Martin. And in the Agony Abs, the gang tackle a listener worried that she looks nothing like her husband’s “type”, debate their ultimate celebrity hall passes and hear from a woman whose newly single mum appears to be getting a little too comfortable with her husband. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:24 How Abbey & Liberty Became Best Friends 02:25 Abbey Bans Pete From Jack’s Birth 04:58 Liberty Takes On A Barrister 06:03 Owning A Restaurant With Ed Sheeran 06:46 Pete’s Hot Air Balloon Disaster 08:47 How Liberty Discovered Ed Sheeran 11:10 Styling Ed & Celebrity Stories 13:05 Liberty’s Leonardo DiCaprio Story 14:48 Getting Older & Feeling Invisible 16:33 Wine, Sommeliers & A £4,000 Mistake 19:33 Abbey’s Missing Range Rover 21:36 Liberty’s Fitness Transformation 23:31 Liberty’s Cooking Secrets 26:53 Meeting Chris Hemsworth 29:47 Liberty’s Seven Rescue Dogs 35:36 Agony Abs: My Husband Has A Type 38:40 Abbey & Liberty Talk Hall Passes 39:03 Agony Abs: My Mum Wants My Husband?! 41:24 Nashville Plans & Part Two To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Livin’ The Dream! Abbey and Peter Talk Holiday Meltdowns, Puppy Fever and Cold Sea Swims | AMA 13 Aug 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love, chaos, and a brand-new family member are on the podcast as Abbey, Peter, and Kaz catch up on all things life! Peter shares his newfound passion for cold-water swimming (and the VERY painful side effects of freezing sea dips), while Abbey introduces us to Coco, the newest four-legged addition to the Crouch household—much to Peter's complete lack of control! We also hear your hilarious Ask Us Anything submissions, including a listener who is at breaking point over her partner’s endless "livin' the dream" catchphrase, and a full-on airport meltdown after a last-minute holiday booking goes off the rails. In our wedding dilemma, we help an anonymous listener figure out how to choose a Maid of Honour without causing total friendship warfare! Submit your AMA’s here! - https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction & Sickness Chat 01:31 Health Kick & Cold Sea Swims 04:33 Man to Man Cold Water Side Effects 05:55 Meet Coco! The New Crouch Family Member 07:47 A Catchphrase Driven to the Edge 10:38 Embellishing Stories & Little Lies 12:09 Airport Meltdowns & Last Minute Holidays 16:00 The Packing Tips Dilemma 17:03 AMA: The Maid of Honour Dilemma To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"He's A Scumbag!" Abbey & Pete Tackle Scandalous Workplace Romance Drama! 11 Aug 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them £116 lighter for just four steaks! We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young lad is struggling with confidence on the football pitch, while Abbey reveals her "win or go home" sideline mentality. Things get nostalgic as we debate old-school Teletext holidays, MSN Messenger, and collecting Panini football cards versus Football Ultimate Team. In the Agony Abs, we dive into a super controversial workplace love triangle featuring an "invisible string" affair, where Abbey and Pete don't hold back their thoughts! Plus, we explore sentimental keepsakes, cry-worthy stories, and announce the grand return of Therapy Crouch Matchmaking! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco! 02:54 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams 06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates 11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence 15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week 21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps 23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech 28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards 40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama 46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories 2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back! 00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco! 02:57 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams 06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates 11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence 15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week 21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps 23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech 28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards 40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama 46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories 2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Underwear Emergencies, Wedding Dramas and Office Scandals | Ask Me Anything! 06 Aug 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question: what makes a glute truly solid? In the Agony Abs, we tackle a sticky bridesmaid situation where a listener is being asked to pay for everything, and a best man facing an ultimate dilemma after a wild night involving a traffic cone in Prague! Plus, in a workplace AMA, we try to solve a full-blown Secret Santa mystery featuring a can of Lynx Africa and a furious boss! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 03:07 The Great Underwear Mystery 05:51 Getting On The Health Wagon 09:28 Bridesmaid Fees Breakdown 13:17 The Prague Traffic Cone Incident 16:17 AMA: The Lynx Africa Secret Santa Scandal 21:40 Paintball Revenge Stories To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Garage Living, Hamptons Karaoke & Is Sunbathing Face Down An ICK?! 04 Aug 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves. Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance for making Abbey sing Lady Gaga’s Shallow completely sober in front of 200 people! Meanwhile, the guys discuss restaurant etiquette—specifically, whether you’ve ever had the guts to send a bottle of wine back after a sommelier incident involving sulfur notes and raw cabbage. In this week's Weekly Whines, we hear from a listener worried he’s turning "too femme" for his wife after getting the ICK for sunbathing face down, ordering a 'Pink Innocence' mocktail in a massive fishbowl, and getting heavily into yoga and meditation. Plus, Abbey and Pete kick off their epic 90s vs 2020s Nostalgia Battle! From Panda Pops vs Prime, WKD & Bacardi Breezers vs Espresso Martinis, to Gladiators vs Love Island, and buying physical CDs vs hijacking each other's Spotify accounts—we settle what was truly elite. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction & Garage Life 02:55 Hamptons Karaoke Embarrassment 08:37 Sending Wine Back: Cabbage & Sewage 10:37 ChatGPT & AI Diet Plans 14:45 Weekly Whine: The "Pink Innocence" Ick 22:15 House Renovations & TV Wall Disputes 26:05 US vs UK Tipping Culture 28:07 America's Plastic Problem 31:32 90s vs 2020s: Panda Pops vs Prime 33:29 Pete’s Isle of Wight Dance Competition Lie 36:54 90s vs 2020s: Breezers, WKD & 0% Lagers 43:09 Gladiators vs Love Island 45:03 CDs & Lyric Booklets vs Spotify 47:59 Abbey's Portugal "Leaking" Incident To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Story We Probably Shouldn't Have Read... 30 Jul 2026

On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions. From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about celebrity encounters, family life and some surprisingly competitive households, there's plenty of laughs along the way. The pair also dive into your questions on AI, whether technology is making life easier or a little bit scarier, before somehow ending up discussing relationships, keeping the spark alive and some very questionable bedroom advice. As always, nothing is off limits in this week's AMA, with honest opinions, ridiculous stories and plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos. If you'd like to submit a question for a future AMA, hit the link below. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit #AD - If AutoSergei took care of your life admin and handed you back a whole day of me-time, how would you spend it? ⏳👇 Searching for a credit card can feel like a nightmare, with so many options and no obvious place to start. That’s where AutoSergei from Compare the Market comes in, it makes money more simples by highlighting cards based on what you’re after. Compare the Market. The simples way to save. 00:00 Introduction 00:40 World Cup Final Debrief 03:20 The Half-Time Show 05:10 Behind The Scenes Stories 09:30 Sponsor Break 10:36 Celebrity Encounters & TV 13:30 Biggest Life Achievements 15:10 Competitive Families 17:20 Is AI Taking Over? 18:30 Modern Relationships 21:15 Keeping The Spark Alive 23:50 Listener Questions & Final Laughs To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

America Shocked Peter & Abbey... We Couldn't Believe It! 28 Jul 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined for another hilarious chat as they dive into the emotional rollercoaster of parenting, from the kids' dramatic new haircuts to realising they're picking up more Scouse than ever before. The gang also discuss bizarre sleep talking, Peter opens up about dealing with nasal polyps during his football career, and the surprising realities of being best man at a wedding. Later on, the conversation turns to smart homes, whether technology is making family life easier or harder, and the culture shocks of travelling around America, from enormous food portions to tipping etiquette. As always, there's plenty of laughs, relatable parenting moments and honest conversations along the way. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:20 The Kids' New Haircuts 10:50 They've Gone Full Scouse 17:00 Sleep Talking Confessions 18:15 Peter Opens Up About Polyps 24:40 Why Being Best Man Is So Hard 32:05 Are Smart Homes Worth It? 34:00 Kids, Phones & Old School Games 38:30 American Culture Shocks 40:55 US Food Portions & Tipping Debate 53:30 What We'll Talk About Next Week To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Abbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women? 23 Jul 2026

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic Ask Me Anything, and this week's questions spark conversations that go absolutely everywhere. The pair kick things off by joking about being reunited after travelling, with Abbey admitting she's officially decided she can't cope with single parenting, while Peter cheekily negotiates a "week on, week off" arrangement. One listener asks Abbey for advice ahead of giving birth, leading to an honest chat about their own labour experiences, planned inductions, epidurals and the one thing Peter kept doing that drove Abbey absolutely mad while she was stuck in hospital. Peter also attempts to explain oxytocin... with predictably disastrous results. Elsewhere, the pair react to one of the funniest listener confessions yet, involving a very drunk son, the wrong bedroom and an unforgettable wake-up call that had everyone in stitches. Plus, Abbey and Peter weigh in on whether having loads of mirrors in your bedroom is a genuine relationship red flag, debate whether men are actually more vain than women, and Abbey exposes Peter's bizarre habit of practising his golf swing completely naked after getting out of the shower. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Welcome back to another NYC Ask Me Anything 00:35 - Abbey admits she doesn't want to be a single parent 01:02 - Peter jokes about week-on, week-off parenting 01:38 - Listener asks Abbey for labour and birth advice 02:20 - C-section vs natural birth and preparing for labour 02:52 - Peter completely misunderstands oxytocin 03:24 - Did Peter help... or annoy Abbey during labour? 03:40 - Why all of their births were carefully planned 04:12 - Abbey explains why football dictated delivery dates 04:34 - Peter's biggest labour wind-up revealed 05:06 - Nando's, pizza and making a starving Abbey jealous 05:28 - Peter praises Abbey after giving birth 06:12 - Would Abbey have another baby? 06:34 - Sienna Miller, older mums and Rice Krispies jokes 06:46 - Listener's hilarious drunk son confession 07:05 - Climbing into mum's bed completely naked 07:32 - The missing phone makes the story even worse 08:13 - Abbey and Peter react to the unbelievable confession 08:52 - Is having loads of bedroom mirrors a red flag? 09:18 - How long is too long to stare at yourself? 09:46 - Abbey admits her brother loves his reflection 10:10 - Are men actually more vain than women? 10:41 - Love Island, gym culture and mirror habits 11:00 - Peter's hilarious opinion of himself 11:15 - Abbey exposes Peter's naked golf swing routine To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Abbey & Peter REUNITE In New York! Airport Mistake, Matt Healy Tattoo & An UNFORGIVABLE Wedding Snub 21 Jul 2026

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are FINALLY back together — this time recording from the middle of New York City after weeks apart — but the reunion gets off to an unforgettable start. Abbey reveals the nightmare journey that almost stopped her family from making it to the US after an ESTA mistake at the airport. Things only get worse when Sophia accidentally says the one word you should never mention to American immigration officers, whilst an abandoned suitcase causes panic in passport control, their driver gives up and leaves without them, and Abbey ends up in tears after one disaster after another. Meanwhile, Peter shares what it was like returning to the England camp during the World Cup to receive his Legacy Cap from Harry Kane, while the pair compare life in Portugal and New York, discuss why Americans might just be the friendliest people in the world, and debate whether Gas has picked up a suspicious new accent. Elsewhere, a listener uncovers a bizarre Peter Crouch football collectible, Gaz explains how he ended up getting tattooed by Matty Healy from The 1975 in a Los Angeles sports bar, and Peter reveals that somewhere out there a fan still has his signature as a tattoo. Plus, Abbey and Peter tackle two Agony Abs: one listener who's devastated after being excluded from her partner's best friend's wedding, and another asking whether long-distance relationships can ever really work. After spending weeks apart themselves, the pair have plenty to say... If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Abbey and Peter are finally reunited in New York 00:52 - Peter reflects on the World Cup and his Legacy Cap 02:20 - Abbey says goodbye to her rescued kittens 02:45 - The ESTA mistake nearly ruins the trip to America 03:22 - Sophia almost gets into serious trouble at US immigration 04:12 - Why saying "gun" at airport security causes panic 05:02 - The abandoned suitcase sparks fears 06:15 - Watching England at the World Cup abroad 07:05 - Recording The Therapy Crouch in noisy New York 07:53 - Abbey praises the Heathrow staff member who saved their trip 09:05 - Peter's favourite American cities and friendliest people 11:18 - The best food they've eaten in New York 12:50 - Abbey reveals the Crouchy football doll their kids completely destroyed 16:08 - Gaz reveals his Matty Healy tattoo story 17:45 - Peter someone has his signature tattooed on someone 18:54 - Agony Ab: Not invited to your partner's best friend's wedding 20:23 - Abbey and Peter debate whether the wedding snub is acceptable 21:13 - Long-distance relationships put to the test 22:17 - Abbey and Peter admit distance brings out the worst in them 23:20 - Why their relationship only works when they're together 24:07 - The episode ends with playful bickering and declarations of love To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our Favourite Moments From Summer 2026 So Far - Portugal Edition! 16 Jul 2026

This week we’re bringing you a little compilation of some of our favourite moments from Summer 2026 - all during Abbey & Peter’s family holiday to Portugal! Stay tuned as we’ll be back soon with your regular Therapy Crouch shenanigans… If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... Episodes included: You Had Fun: Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQXcITXFeSw Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxR78w6QoU World’s Worst Job_ ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pENZHKXhnMk Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7PxDjJeD9g Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhTgxrWgDM “You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUBGRR48YzY Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KkGi-adA_U To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A quick word from The Therapy Crouch... 13 Jul 2026

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter gives a brief update on the status on the show as England continue to proudly march on into the semi-finals of the FIFA World Cup 2026! Sadly this means no therapy this week... sorry fans! We'll see you next Tuesday! (And as a thank-you for your patience, a greatest hits episode will be wheeling it's way to you shortly!) If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram:  / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok:  / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter  / petercrouch For more from Abbey  / abbeyclancy Our clips channel  / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bedroom Fantasy Fails, wild Drunken Stories & Are Peter and Abbey Moving To Portugal? 09 Jul 2026

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything, still separated by thousands of miles with Peter in LA covering the World Cup and Abbey holding the fort in Portugal. The pair catch up on just how much they're missing each other, reveal when they'll finally be reunited, and answer the question everyone keeps asking about whether Portugal is now officially home. Abbey also shares the latest update on her rescue kittens, including her slightly unconventional attempt at communicating with their mum by learning "cat language"… much to Peter's amusement. Meanwhile, Peter recounts one of the most ridiculous American food challenges he's ever seen, involving a giant sandwich, a professional eater and a technique that genuinely turns his stomach. Elsewhere, the pair offer advice to one listener struggling to make friends in their twenties, discuss whether friendships naturally become easier later in life, and explain why men and women approach making plans so differently. There's also a hilarious relationship dilemma after one listener's romantic fantasy exercise ends with perhaps the least romantic response imaginable, before the episode descends into complete chaos with one of the funniest drunken confessions ever sent into the podcast. From mystery poos around the house to Peter revealing one of his mate's all-time worst drunken moments, it's a finale you'll never forget. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Welcome to another Ask Me Anything 00:41 - Abbey gives an update on the Portugal rescue kittens 01:28 - Abbey explains her "cat language" blinking technique 02:49 - Peter can't stop laughing at Abbey's cat communication 03:56 - Peter's unexpected FaceTime with a random little boy 04:49 - Peter's busy World Cup schedule and Mexico trip 05:12 - How much they're really missing each other apart 06:00 - Peter shares what life in LA has actually been like 06:47 - The ridiculous American food challenge 08:14 - The professional eater who demolished the giant sandwich 09:07 - Listener asks if the family has moved to Portugal for good 10:40 - Peter and Abbey reveal their plans to return to the UK 11:07 - Agony Ab: Is it harder to make friends in your twenties? 13:39 - Peter and Abbey explain how friendships change with age 15:00 - Why men and women make plans so differently 16:42 - A listener's romantic fantasy completely backfires 17:47 - Abbey gets called out over her own fantasy confession 18:55 - A listener admits she's dreamed about Peter and Abbey for years 19:49 - Peter recommends the TV series everyone is talking about 20:33 - The most unbelievable drunken confession ever sent in 21:16 - Mystery poos, coffee tables and total disbelief 22:14 - Peter admits he's witnessed similar drunken disasters 22:57 - "My mate p!ssed on his mum once…" 23:32 - Why drunken toilet accidents happen so often 24:18 - Final goodbyes and counting down until they're reunited To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knob Shopping, Renovation Chaos & Abbey and Peter Face Their Biggest Parenting Challenge Yet… 07 Jul 2026

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back together from opposite sides of the world, with Pete still in Los Angeles covering the Club World Cup while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal... and it's fair to say long distance is still bringing plenty of chaos. The pair kick things off by catching up after time apart, with Peter showing off his questionable LA haircut before the conversation quickly spirals into expensive celebrity barbers, World Cup stories and Abbey receiving an unexpected history lesson on Maradona's infamous "Hand of God". Elsewhere, Abbey opens up about a brand new parenting challenge as the couple navigate life with a 15-year-old daughter and the reality of teenage boys beginning to appear on the scene. They also tackle one listener's noisy partner, another whose role play was completely derailed by an overly committed builder delivering a full loft conversion quote, and revisit the legendary "lingerie crab" story after the couple write back with a surprising update... and some very happy news. There's also a fiery renovation debate as Peter discovers more surprise bills arriving for their new house, admits his only contribution has been choosing the boilers, and accuses Abbey of going "knob shopping" without him. Plus, Peter reflects honestly on life after professional football, why he rarely plays anymore despite still loving the game, whether they've already "peaked" in life, and why finding new passions has become more important than ever. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Intro 01:00 - Peter explains why every footballer ends up with the same World Cup haircut 02:25 - Expensive LA barbers 03:15 - World Cup excitement and talking about Kane’s goal 04:05 - Peter tells Abbey the full story of Maradona's infamous "Hand of God" 06:55 - Parenting worries begin as Abbey opens up 08:00 - The realities of teenage girls and navigating dating as parents 10:05 - World Cup moments and England excitement 11:00 - Peter's Weekly Whine: surprise renovation bills keep arriving from home 12:20 - Boilers, driveway lights and why Peter feels left out of designing the house 13:25 - Knob shopping 15:10 - Peter reveals the only part of the new house he actually wants control over 16:25 - Listener update: the famous "lingerie crab" mystery finally gets solved 18:15 - Engagement news after one of the podcast's strangest ever listener dilemmas 19:20 - Peter wearing women’s clothes and the conversation gets ridiculous 20:00 - Abbey's Love Island lookalike and Gaz’s invitation to a Fourth of July LA pool party 22:00 - Agony Ab: what do you do when your boyfriend is a bedroom screamer? 24:45 - Long distance life and why this week's episode became a catch-up instead 26:10 - Former athlete struggles: does Peter still miss playing professional football? 28:00 - Peter admits football frustrates him now and explains why he rarely plays 29:00 - Finding new passions through golf and life after football 30:00 - Have Peter and Abbey already "peaked" in life? An unexpectedly honest discussion 32:30 - Agony Ab: role play goes too far when a builder starts quoting for a loft conversion 34:00 - Peter pitches his own role play ideas... including an LAPD officer 35:10 - Wrapping up after another long-distance catch-up filled with chaos To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hall Passes, Pregnancy Rows & Why Peter Threw Sausages Out The Window 02 Jul 2026

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back for another Ask Me Anything, still navigating long distance with Pete in LA and Abbey in Portugal, and the chaos starts almost immediately... The pair kick things off with a debate about breaking news alerts, why the news is always so depressing, and whether the world desperately needs a "good news" channel instead. They then dive into a listener dilemma about moving out to the countryside, discussing teenage independence, parenting guilt and why neither of them would let their own kids walk anywhere alone these days. Elsewhere, Peter and Abbey take a nostalgic trip back through their favourite childhood games, with Peter somehow admitting he left Abbey lying injured during a family game because he had to get back to the tree first! There's also a hilarious discussion about celebrity hall passes after one listener accidentally named Abbey as his, before Peter and Abbey reveal their own celebrity crushes and debate whether hall passes should even exist in a marriage. The couple also revisit one of their most infamous relationship rows involving wild boar sausages, pregnancy cravings and the "World's Best Prawn Sandwich", while another listener's dishwasher loading complaint sparks a surprisingly passionate debate about household chores and who actually knows the "correct" way to do them. Plus, Peter becomes obsessed with the idea of growing vegetables like David Beckham, the pair dream about making homemade soups and chimichurri from their future garden, and one listener's romantic evening is completely derailed by... a sourdough timer. There's also a heartfelt moment as Peter and Abbey send their love to listener Mark during his chemotherapy treatment, before ending the episode with a genuinely touching long-distance goodbye that reminds everyone just how much they miss being together. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Intro and bizarre opening conversation 00:28 - Ask Me Anything begins from LA and Portugal 00:53 - Breaking news interrupts the podcast 01:38 - Why the news is always so negative 02:18 - Family dilemma: move house or stay rural? 03:14 - Parenting guilt and giving teenagers independence 04:14 - Would they let their own children walk alone? 04:51 - Childhood games and playground nostalgia 05:43 - Hide and Seek, Bulldog and forgotten classics 06:15 - The new game everyone became obsessed with 06:56 - Peter leaves Abbey injured to win the game 07:20 - Celebrity hall pass dilemma from a listener 08:09 - Abbey and Peter reveal their celebrity crushes 09:12 - Hall pass rules and where the phrase comes from 10:43 - Emotional message for listener Mark during chemotherapy 12:18 - Pettiest reasons for ending relationships 13:05 - The pregnancy sausage argument returns 14:05 - The "World's Best Prawn Sandwich" disaster 15:10 - Abbey admits she ghosted someone on a date 16:18 - Peter's "dance van" pronunciation gets roasted 17:42 - Dishwasher loading wars between couples 18:40 - Peter's only official household chore 19:18 - David Beckham's vegetable garden inspires Peter 20:18 - Dreaming about home-grown food and batch cooking 21:20 - Romance interrupted by sourdough bread 22:10 - Parenting and trying to find time together 23:20 - Peter's least sexy relationship moment 24:18 - Bread making vs romance debate continues 25:02 - Sweet long-distance goodbye and family appreciation To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peter & Abbey React to America's Wildest AITA Stories, Robot Deliveries and Dating Disasters… 30 Jun 2026

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter is back in LA while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal, and long-distance life is proving just as chaotic as ever. The pair kick things off by catching up across the time difference, with Pete walking into a house where everyone is ill while Abbey gives a dramatic update on her ever-growing cat family. What started as rescuing a few kittens has turned into full-blown Tiger King territory, complete with surprise attacks and daily battles just to clean their eyes. Elsewhere, Peter reveals his biggest long-distance frustration, why time zones should be abolished forever, and the couple laugh about the strange ways they've celebrated birthdays and even delayed Christmas together when life got in the way. There's also a brilliant listener debate about whether "I'm just going for one drink" has ever actually meant one drink, before the pair tackle some of the internet's most ridiculous ‘Am I The Asshole’ stories. From a man who demolished an entire four-foot party sandwich to a groom desperate to hide his brother's extremely graphic tattoo on his wedding day, the dilemmas only get more bizarre. Plus, Pete is fascinated by LA's driverless delivery robots, Abbey explains why self-checkouts are killing conversation, and an Agony Ab involving a supposedly "dead" ex leaves everyone questioning what they would do in the same situation. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Pete flirts before the podcast starts 00:24 - Peter joins from LA as Abbey stays in Portugal 01:05 - Pete arrives to a house full of ill crew members 01:53 - Abbey's rescued kittens become complete chaos 03:42 - Tiger King comparisons and life with five kittens 04:28 - Pete misses Abbey but loves working in LA 05:05 - Abbey's sunrise horse ride nearly sends Pete to sleep 06:25 - Weekly whine: long distance and impossible time zones 07:50 - Pete jokes Abbey is too happy without him 09:00 - How they move anniversaries and even Christmas 10:04 - "One drink with the lads" never ends well 12:13 - Pete explains why men should stop promising one pint 16:03 - Listener compliments, fashion chat and modern dating 18:07 - Why the 90s were better than today 20:00 - Relationship ick: talking to your partner through the dog 22:24 - American AITA: the infamous 4-foot party sandwich 26:24 - Was eating the entire sandwich actually selfish? 29:53 - Dad tries forcing his 25-year-old girlfriend into every friendship group 34:27 - Wedding drama over a giant vagina tattoo 38:00 - Pete's mind is blown by LA delivery robots 39:40 - Why self-checkouts are ruining human interaction 41:25 - Agony Ab: is your girlfriend lying about her "dead" ex? 43:25 - Doppelganger debate and emotional long-distance goodbye To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peter and Abbey Talk Long Distance Delusions, Comfort Knickers and The Return of Shabba! 25 Jun 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything from Portugal and there is absolutely no shortage of chaos! The pair kick things off by diving into the realities of being reunited after time apart, with Abbey admitting Peter has completely ruined the routine she’d finally managed to get in place while solo parenting. There’s also a fresh long-distance confession from producer Gaz, who reveals he took his girlfriend’s pants to LA for “comfort” only for them to be neatly folded by the housekeeper and left on full display in his room… Elsewhere, Abbey and Peter discuss one listener’s boyfriend who insists on calling a Leeds-to-Manchester relationship “long distance”, whether ugly animals are actually the cutest pets of all, and why Abbey can’t stop rescuing tiny kittens in Portugal. There’s also a truly bizarre internet confession involving a sex act, a shout of “Shabba!” and an Alexa request for Mr Bombastic that completely derails the pod. Plus, Abbey opens up about her Scouse identity, whether she’s become “too posh” for Liverpool, and the strange experience of sounding too Scouse in London but not Scouse enough back home! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:20 G’s Long Distance Comfort Knickers 04:22 Abbey’s New Coconut Coffee Obsession 07:22 The Boyfriend Who Calls Leeds to Manchester ‘Long Distance’ 09:28 Ugly Pets, Feral Cats and A Farm Podcast Invitation 12:17 Abbey’s Portugal Animal Rescue Update 15:17 The Shabba Bedroom Confession 18:04 Laughing With A Straight Face 19:01 Abbey on Being Scouse in London vs Liverpool 22:20 Abbey Plans G’s Makeover To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Father’s Day Chaos! Abbey Fosters Five Kittens, Gaz Burns His BALLS and a Listener’s Lingerie Confession! 23 Jun 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are reunited in Portugal for a Father’s Day special… but as always, things go downhill fast! Abbey reveals she’s somehow ended up fostering a wild cat and five tiny kittens after they were found abandoned in a dumpster, while Peter returns from LA only to be struck down by jet lag & a family vomit bug. Oh, and Gaz suffers one of the most unfortunate sunburn injuries we’ve ever heard on the pod! The pair also tackle some of your Father’s Day dilemmas, from whether homemade cards are ever acceptable as an adult, to the horror of six-minute voice notes from dads who’ve discovered Facebook Marketplace. In the Agony Abs, one listener gets in touch after walking in on her boyfriend wearing her lingerie over a full work suit while performing what can only be described as an interpretive crab dance around the bedroom… and honestly, it might be one of the most chaotic emails we’ve ever had! Elsewhere, there’s more pelvic floor follow-up, Abbey and Peter debate slamming doors, wardrobe icks and car door etiquette, and Gaz admits what he’s missing most about football culture in the UK while out in the States. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:12 Abbey Fosters A Wild Cat and Five Kittens 05:08 Father’s Day, Family Chaos and The Vomit Bug 07:35 Gaz's Insane Sunburn Story 11:48 Father’s Day Card Dilemmas 14:10 Dad Voice Notes and Facebook Marketplace Addiction 17:39 Pelvic Floor Follow-Up 20:28 Cupboard Slamming, Door Icks and Household Annoyances 24:05 Peter’s Ideal Father’s Day 25:42 Reuniting In Portugal After Time Apart 31:43 The Lingerie Crab Dance Email 38:31 Gaz's Football Culture Rant In America 40:28 Wrapping Up In Portugal To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Long Distance Disasters! Abbey and Peter Struggle Apart, World Cup FOMO and Bedroom Dilemmas 19 Jun 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter attempt another long-distance podcast recording... and quickly realise just how difficult it is to be apart. After a chaotic start filled with technical disasters, Peter opens up about life at the World Cup, meeting internet superstar IShowSpeed, and why being away from home is proving tougher than expected. Meanwhile, Abbey has fully embraced life in Portugal, from horse riding on the beach to becoming the ultimate football mum. The couple discuss whether they’re any good at long distance, Peter’s frustrations with communication while he’s away, and why they both agree being apart simply doesn’t suit them. Plus, listener emails spark conversations about celebrity lookalikes, bizarre relationship situations, modern dating dilemmas and one particularly awkward bedroom problem that leaves Abbey and Peter struggling to keep a straight face. 00:00 Long Distance Recording Chaos03:00 Abbey Offers Peter A Makeover06:15 Life In Portugal & World Cup Updates08:50 Peter Opens Up About Missing Home10:15 Meeting IShowSpeed At The World Cup11:50 Abbey's Horse Riding Adventure13:30 Are Abbey & Peter Bad At Long Distance?15:20 Listener Apology To Abbey18:00 Does Anyone Fancy Peter?20:50 Peter Crouch Love Island Lookalike22:00 Icks, Cycling Gear & Matcha Orders27:40 Long Distance Relationship Horror Story33:45 The Awkward Bedroom Dilemma41:20 Abbey & Peter's Advice42:45 Emotional Goodbye From Portugal To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Could You Leave Everything Behind? Abbey & Peter Weigh In! 18 Jun 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything episode and things quickly take a surprisingly therapeutic turn. The pair tackle everything from moving across the world and starting over in Los Angeles, to the relationship habits that secretly drive people mad. There’s a heated debate over butter etiquette, cheese board rules and Peter’s definitive ranking of bottled water, before the conversation shifts into some genuinely heartfelt advice for a listener considering leaving behind friends, family and a successful career for a brand new life abroad. We also hear about a listener whose boyfriend can’t fall asleep without listening to The Therapy Crouch, discuss why Peter thinks LA is completely different from what he expected, and settle the age-old question of whether Abbey could beat Peter at any physical activity. 00:00 Introduction & AMA Begins 01:48 Running, Relaxation & Meditation Debate 05:04 Peter’s Water Rankings & Bottled Water Controversy 07:24 The "Lurpak Ripper" Relationship Confession 09:15 The Great Brie Etiquette Debate 11:15 Should You Move Your Entire Life To LA? 14:09 Peter’s Honest Thoughts On Los Angeles 16:33 Abbey’s Life-Changing Advice: Just Go For It 17:56 When The Podcast Becomes A Therapy Session 20:14 The Listener Who Falls Asleep To The Podcast 21:36 AI Writing Books & The Future Of Entertainment 22:09 Could Abbey Beat Peter At Anything? 23:21 Peter Defends His Athletic Ability 24:12 The Hot Air Balloon Disaster Story 24:55 Goodbye From Portugal To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything! 11 Jun 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice. The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour. We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later. Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:55 Long Distance Relationships 02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths 05:10 First Ever Jobs 08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story 10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?" 11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened 14:10 Honesty In Relationships 15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned 16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On 17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas 19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy 20:30 The "Shabba" Debate 22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans 23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old! 10 Jun 2026

Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer. In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears. Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins 02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0 04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗 07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully" 11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆 14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!) 17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell 22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches 24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana 27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍 30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory 33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson 40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush" 41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!) To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake! 04 Jun 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age. Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no. We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game. In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession 03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument 05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster 08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No? 10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story 12:30 AMA Questions Begin 13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests 15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names 17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster 20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes 22:15 More AMA Questions 24:45 Final Thoughts 26:19 End To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession! 02 Jun 2026

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why decorating it has become an all-consuming obsession. Peter also shares the story of a recent speaking event where he discovered not everyone is his biggest fan, leading to a hilarious conversation about criticism, internet comments and being judged by people you've never even met. The gang then get stuck into the world of stag dos, debating what actually makes the perfect lads' trip and whether some traditions should finally be left in the past. In the Agony Abs, one listener is left fuming after her boyfriend returns from a stag do and proudly reveals exactly what went on during a trip to a strip club, sparking a huge discussion around trust, honesty and relationship boundaries. We also hear from a new mum whose partner walked away shortly after the birth of their baby, leading to some of Abbey's strongest advice yet on parenthood, responsibility and putting family first. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:00 Abbey's Dream House Obsession 02:00 Peter's Awkward Fan Encounter 08:35 Being Judged By Strangers 10:41 Wine Service 16:15 The Awkward Hug Debate 18:25 Is Calling Someone "Babe" Flirting? 20:30 Girls Trips, Planning and Polls 23:00 Stag Do Horror Stories 24:00 Peter's Ideal Stag Do 26:30 The Strip Club Agony Ab 28:35 Abbey's Brutal Relationship Advice 30:31 New Mum Left By Partner 33:14 World Cup Excitement 35:20 Could Therapy Crouch Go To America? To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Abbey Wants To Play A Crackhead In A Movie?! 28 May 2026

On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate whether digestive biscuits have got thinner over the years and Abbey shares the household tasks she absolutely refuses to do. The conversation quickly spirals into dream movie roles, awkward running styles, questionable farming smells and whether being called “Daddy” in bed really does increase testosterone levels by 300%. There’s also chat about Arctic Monkeys, celebrity acting ambitions, animal births, podcast life behind the scenes and why Abbey would rather play a crackhead than a glamorous role. If you want to submit an Ask Me Anything question to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:10 Peter’s Weird Football Knowledge 04:30 Arctic Monkeys and Music Taste Debate 07:28 Holiday Advice with TUI 08:37 The Great Digestive Biscuit Conspiracy 11:00 What “Normal” Things Are They Bad At? 15:30 Dream Movie Roles and Acting Ambitions 20:05 The Farmer Story That Gave Everyone The Ick 22:00 Farm Smells, Animals and Countryside Chat 24:00 Animal Births and Kitten Conversations 26:40 The “Daddy” Debate Gets Out Of Hand To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Guest That Accidentally Put The Podcast To Sleep! 26 May 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal and things descend into chaos almost immediately as Pete gets called out for his bizarre podcast habits, the couple debate whether men dress like toddlers on holiday and Abbey relives her iconic school lunch era involving giant sandwiches, wham bars and borrowing 20p from classmates for dinner. The Agony Abs are particularly unhinged this week as the team discuss whether a grown man letting his mum trim his toenails is the ultimate relationship ick, before tackling a wedding guest dilemma involving cheating, exes and potential reception carnage. Pete also reveals his strict “no dickhead policy” for weddings and why some guests simply have to go. There’s also a surprise guest appearance that completely changes the mood of the podcast and leaves the whole room unexpectedly relaxed. The gang chat stress, burnout, sleep struggles and why certain voices instantly calm you down… while others do the exact opposite. Plus, football flight tracking, weird family beauty treatments, podcast breathing complaints and why Abbey thinks Peter has officially become too calm. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:47 Morning Routine Chaos 06:26 Peter’s Podcast “Ick” 11:45 The Toenail Debate 16:35 Tracking Football Flights 18:54 Surprise Guest Arrival 26:43 The Meditation Session 32:34 The Sleep Hot Chocolate Idea 35:12 Calm Voices & Marriage 37:39 Wedding Guest Drama 41:18 Peter’s “No Dickhead” Wedding Policy 42:21 Jealousy In Relationships To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild! 21 May 2026

On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal answering your dilemmas and diving into absolute chaos from start to finish. From debating whether three dogs is officially too many, to navigating awkward step-parenting moments and hilarious regional slang debates, this episode has a bit of everything. The pair also open up about family life and the emotional reality of living far away from parents as one listener asks for advice about moving abroad and missing home. Abbey shares why she’d never cope with the kids leaving home while Peter reveals the lockdown-style family traditions he’d bring back in a heartbeat. Elsewhere, the GCSE debate returns as listeners question whether Abbey really got the grades she claims, leading to a full-on interrogation from Peter and the team... Are we saying foul play? There’s also audiobook confessions, freezing cold Portugal weather complaints, and a lot of discussion about “freezies”, “ice pops” and “lolly ice” that completely derails the episode. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:58 Should We Get Another Dog? 04:43 Step Parenting Drama 08:00 Regional Slang Arguments 11:55 Missing Family While Living Abroad 15:43 Audiobook Confessions 18:09 Abbey’s GCSEs Back Under Investigation To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster 19 May 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal… although Pete’s ego may have taken a slight battering after a disastrous mixed doubles tennis tournament against a group of senior citizens who absolutely wiped the floor with him. Abbey wastes no time exposing exactly what went wrong, including Pete’s “respectful” approach that spectacularly backfired. The couple also dive into one of the biggest causes of relationship tension — diary planning. From golf days and family logistics to who really controls the calendar at home, Abbey explains why every single plan now has to go through Claire before marital chaos erupts. Plus, the gang discuss relationship “icks”, going upstairs two at a time, hobbies couples should definitely keep separate, and whether Oasis officially counts as “Dad Rock”. Elsewhere, Abbey reveals her surprising obsession with David Beckham’s vegetable garden and chickens, Peter reminisces about Oasis nostalgia and Desert Island albums, and the team debate what books and music they’d take if stranded forever. There’s also talk of reality TV habits, holiday advice, and why some things are simply better enjoyed without your partner. 00:00 Portugal Detox & Party Recovery 01:14 Peter Gets Humbled At Tennis 03:00 “Consistency Is Key In Tennis” 04:31 Ross Update & Listener Messages 04:58 Abbey Hates Seeing Pete Lose 05:26 Abbey’s Fear Of Tennis Lessons 06:27 Abbey Opens Up About Childhood & Sport 07:20 Abbey vs Peter: Ultimate Sports Day 08:31 The Couple Argument Everyone Has 10:11 Abbey’s Strict Family Diary System 12:03 Why Busy Couples Always Clash 12:49 The Weirdest Relationship Ick 13:28 Running Up Stairs Debate 15:14 Abbey Reveals Her Biggest Insecurity 15:45 Abbey Discovers A “Normal” Listener 16:26 Abbey’s Celebrity Lookalike Debate 18:05 Couples Sharing Hobbies Goes Wrong 19:14 TV Shows They Refuse To Watch Together 20:37 Hunger Games & Comfort Movies 21:39 The Best Holiday Advice Ever 22:52 Tail’s.com Ad Read 24:28 Desert Island Dilemmas Begin 25:35 The One Book They’d Save Forever 27:31 Roald Dahl & Childhood Reading Memories 28:07 Abbey’s Disturbing Book Confession 30:15 The Secret To Getting Kids Reading 30:55 Desert Island Albums 31:41 Oasis, Nostalgia & Dad Rock Arguments 34:04 Abbey’s Beckham Garden Obsession 35:34 Doomscrolling & “Ignorance Is Bliss” 36:19 Peter’s James Bond Fantasy Life 36:40 Peter’s Visit To Eton 37:49 Inside Eton’s Incredible Traditions 39:15 What Makes Privileged Kids Different? 41:02 The Reality Of Elite Schools 42:40 The Team Debate Luxury & Success 44:18 What They’d Actually Miss On A Desert Island 46:03 Desert Island Guilty Pleasures 47:51 Holiday Packing Essentials 49:20 Things Couples Secretly Judge Each Other For 51:08 Their Most Addictive Habits 52:44 Listener Dilemmas Return 54:33 Final Portugal Reflections 56:17 End To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Remember These Therapy Crouch Moments? Pete Does… 14 May 2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete is flying solo for a special AMA throwback as he revisits some of the funniest, weirdest and most chaotic moments from old episodes of the podcast. With Abbey away volunteering at an animal shelter (genuinely), Pete dives into a handpicked selection of listener questions that completely derailed the pod over the years. We hear the infamous debate over whether it’s “Shaba” or “Shava”, a surprisingly deep conversation about losing memories, and one listener’s dilemma about open relationships that sparks absolute carnage in the studio. Pete also looks back on romantic getaway recommendations, cowboy fantasy holidays, and one brutal question that forces him to choose between golf… and Abbey. As always, the AMA questions are carrying the podcast once again and Pete admits looking back at the old clips genuinely had him crying laughing. 00:00 Solo AMA Begins 00:35 Pete Revisits Old Podcast Clips 01:28 The Brutal Memory Loss Question 03:04 “Shaba” vs “Shava” Debate 05:33 Chaos Completely Takes Over 06:00 Romantic Break Recommendations 07:50 Italy, Rain and Cowboy Holidays 08:52 Open Relationships Discussion 11:38 Golf Or Abbey? The Ultimate Question 13:00 Pete Reflects On The AMA Chaos To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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