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The Wittering Whitehalls

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Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathered over the years, so why not take them up on it?! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast, email: GlobalStudiosSales@global.com

Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathered over the years, so why not take them up on it?! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast, email: GlobalStudiosSales@global.com

Mr Whitehall gets honest about... Bake Off

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Mr Whitehall gets honest about... Bake Off 02 Nov 2026

If you've come this far, you probably know that once Mr Whitehall's fire is lit, there's not much anyone can do to slow him down... This week, he's ready to give his honest feelings on Bake Off and baking more generally, in fact. No holding back here. Plus, the lid is lifted on Richard E. Grant, following the Celebrity Traitors finale. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@global.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". 🖥️ For more information on all things Whitehall, including live shows and MORE, visit hilaryandmichaelwhitehall.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Hate losing things? You NEED to do this..." 29 Oct 2026

This week, a DL story reminds Mrs Whitehall of a pre-holiday drama which unfolded and nearly ruined everything! Do you hate losing things? EVERYBODY DOES! If it's really important and you want a shortcut to finding it, you're going to need to try this. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@global.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". 🖥️ For more information on all things Whitehall, including live shows and MORE, visit hilaryandmichaelwhitehall.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Will Mr Whitehall go trick-or-treating for the FIRST TIME? 26 Oct 2026

Halloween is a bit of a divider on this side of the Atlantic. Some people are very keen, whilst others let it pass by without a thought. Whitehall Towers is in the latter camp, but with so many grandchildren around nowadays, there's growing pressure to mark the time of year and make a fuss. Is it time to get out onto the streets of Putney for a spot of trick-or-treat? Plus... Hiding baby bumps and managing a wedding guest list before it gets out of hand! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@global.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". 🖥️ For more information on all things Whitehall, including live shows and MORE, visit hilaryandmichaelwhitehall.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all

LIFE LESSONS: "A salesman is ALWAYS selling something..." 22 Oct 2026

The question this week is a salacious one... Kiki from NZ asks (in a nutshell) - does a local business owner want my business, OR does he want my BUSINESS? Do you follow? Don't worry, because Mr Whitehall doesn't either. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@global.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". 🖥️ For more information on all things Whitehall, including live shows and MORE, visit hilaryandmichaelwhitehall.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Mr Whitehall's FIRST Pumpkin Latte... 19 Oct 2026

Is it entertaining, or is it cruel, that Mrs Whitehall and the production team deliberately seek out things which Mr Whitehall has not experienced and then force them on him? Either way, it's happened. Michael Whitehall has tried his very first pumpkin spiced latte... So what's the verdict? Plus, on more pressing matters: How do we avoid unnecessary worry? Which generation are most into birdwatching? AND... WHO featured in a recent article of Country Life magazine?! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@global.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". 🖥️ For more information on all things Whitehall, including live shows and MORE, visit hilaryandmichaelwhitehall.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all

LIFE LESSONS: "Trouble sleeping? TRY THIS!" 15 Oct 2026

This week, an emailing DL wants to know whether it's possible not to worry one's self to death, as one's teenagers catapult themselves into independence... In theory, that's a short answer, but NOT at Whitehall Towers. This episode goes EVERYWHERE. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@global.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". 🖥️ For more information on all things Whitehall, including live shows and MORE, visit hilaryandmichaelwhitehall.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

The time Mrs Whitehall refused to do THAT for a job... 12 Oct 2026

Did you miss them? Of course you did! They're back. Mr & Mrs Whitehall were bursting to get back on the couch and start wittering again. To kick off series 13, a newscaster from the USA shares her trials and tribulations with creepy old men, a voice note takes us all on a deep dive into accents and what they mean, PLUS all the updates that you MUST be across in the Whitehall universe. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@global.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". 🖥️ For more information on all things Whitehall, including live shows and MORE, visit hilaryandmichaelwhitehall.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Married a grump? There's probably not a lot you can do..." 17 Sep 2026

This week, an email that seems to echo through history to a younger Mr & Mrs Whitehall. A newly married DL has been in touch, asking if Mrs Whitehall has any advice after she married a man who might possibly be another Mr Whitehall... Once you've heard about some of his outbursts, you might well agree. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Mrs Whitehall caught a couple "AT IT"! 14 Sep 2026

TRIGGER WARNING: If you don't like graphic injury detail, please approach with caution! This week, a story from Canada that is hilarious and harrowing in equal parts!! Plus, Mr Whitehall once again questions whether the production team are leading everyone down the wrong road and Mrs Whitehall caught a couple coming out of a restaurant bathroom... TOGETHER! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Find your community!" 10 Sep 2026

The DL community is so wonderfully varied, with so much going on and so many experiences being had at any one time, so it's always a joy to jump into the inbox and see what's happening. This week, the Whitehalls hear from Lana, a Ukranian DL living in Germany and doing a cracking job raising a very young baby. You can do it, Lana! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hilary Whitehall's secret for dealing with MOODY TEENS... 07 Sep 2026

Mrs Whitehall is no stranger to corralling a moody teenager... She had three to deal with in close succession, after all. Plus, how Mr Whitehall's life could have taken a VERY different turn and why the Princess of Wales gets called the wrong name ALL the time. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Give leather (or pleather) jackets a chance!" 03 Sep 2026

Have you ever worn or owned a leather jacket? Whether or not other people think it suits you, there's quite a good chance that you'll feel splendid wearing it. Give it a try. This weeks email comes from a DL who is less than impressed with her husband's new jacket. But what can she do about it? The Wittering Whitehalls to the rescue! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

The shortest question the Whitehalls have EVER answered... 31 Aug 2026

The DL's of this podcast are wonderful. The way they weave a story and allow us into every nook and cranny of their lives is fabulous. Emails are often a page or more and give every detail one could ask for... That's not always the case though. This week, a DL was in touch with a question that took up only 4 words! Luckily, the answer was a little bit longer. Plus, do you / should you use your "best" crockery and why you simply MUST try monkfish. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Bidets?? Don't knock it until you've tried it!" 27 Aug 2026

Come on then, folks... Where do we stand on bidets? It's bound to start a debate. Unsurprisingly, it's a debate that splits the WW's sofa down the middle. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Actors in commercials... Michael & Hilary reveal the truth! 24 Aug 2026

Back in the day, it might not have done an actor's career much good to star in a commercial, but why has that changed and what went on behind the scenes when the deals were being made? Plus, a multi-generational living update and what's your favourite theme tune?? The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "This maths trick will BLOW YOUR MIND." 20 Aug 2026

Mind. Blown. Those are the words of Mrs Whitehall this week. DL Callum learned something whilst helping his daughter with maths homework and he's shared something which he had to share immediately! Plus... Nigel is still on the scene and it might be the last you see/hear from him for a little while! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Nigel the puppy is still VERY naughty... 17 Aug 2026

Nigel, though a sweet little chap, is very naughty indeed... For the second week in a row, he was allowed into the podcast recording and proved quite a challenge. Away from his hijinks, Mr & Mrs Whitehall advise a Swiss gentleman on his retirement and hear from a fellow cockapoo owner... Does it all get easier? The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Your parents might be right... But that doesn't mean you should listen to them." 13 Aug 2026

Did you ignore advice from your elders in your youth? Perhaps your still enjoying your youth... Do you take parental wisdom well? Mr & Mrs Whitehall have a few thoughts for a DL who has managed to put together enough money for a holiday, but whose parents think they'd be better saving it! What to do... The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

My Dad's table manners are VILE... 10 Aug 2026

It can almost be guaranteed that the way this DL's Dad eats his dinner is unique. Surely, nobody else on Earth does it this way?? Plus, an inflatable bath (how does that actually work?!) and a very, very naughty puppy... NIGEL IS BACK! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Buying presents for kids? They HAVE to be the same!" 06 Aug 2026

Whether it's your own children, grand-children, nieces, nephews or kids of friends, there are huge mistakes that can be made if you're buying them presents. Is it the same thing? Is it the same colour? The same size? Tick all of these things off the list so that you don't make the same mistake this weeks DL did!! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

The Whitehall cure for PASSIVE AGGRESSION! 03 Aug 2026

If someone's getting sassy with you, it's best to be sure. How easy is that if the person in question is employing passive aggression? Needless to say, Mr & Mrs Whitehall come at it from very different perspectives. Plus, a curious experiment involving Otzi The Iceman and 100 ways to cook an egg! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't overthink it." 30 Jul 2026

There's been a lot of back and forth over the 'shoes on / shoes off' inside the house issue, lately. Wherever you fall on the spectrum of feelings DL's seem to have on it, you might not have thought about it quite as deeply as this weeks emailer, Tess. Ever thought about actually WHAT is on the bottom of people's shoes? Tess has! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

I'm struggling to find love... Please help! 27 Jul 2026

This is exactly why this podcast started in the first place!!! A darling DL needs some sage advice and they've come to the best place for it. Plus, a celeb-studded family outing for the Whitehalls and a VERY tempting ad in the classifieds... The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Lay out the ground rules FIRST." 23 Jul 2026

This week, a DL has a very complicated and potentially embarrassing social situation to navigate... They're off to Romania, with absolutely no idea of what's going to happen when they arrive. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Do THIS to guarantee good weather! 20 Jul 2026

The Wittering Whitehalls are here to help you and sometimes, that help or advice might be a little out of left field, but maybe it's worth a go! Got a special day coming up? Need good weather? GIVE THIS A GO! Plus, the time Mr Whitehall took Mrs Whitehall to the church he got married in, TO SOMEBODY ELSE!!! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Put your f***ing phone down!" 16 Jul 2026

Hands up if you constantly pick your mobile phone up, for absolutely NO REASON whatsoever and start scrolling through trash... This week's DL has recognised this in themselves and asks The Wittering Whitehalls for a solution. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

My Husband Wants To Watch The Final... On Our 30th Wedding Anniversary! 13 Jul 2026

There's been *quite* a bit a of football on lately and this week, a DL has a question: Should I make my husband miss the World Cup Final, so that we can celebrate a milestone anniversary? Plus, emigrating to Australia and a possible Mrs Whitehall spotting on the telly! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Mother-in-laws? Be gentle..." 09 Jul 2026

It's a sensitive, age-old and often problematic topic this week. A DL is sick to the back teeth of her Mother-in-law's 'helpful advice.' If you've got something to say, or a way of doing something that might make it easier, you might be ok to say it, but choose the right time and definitely say it nicely! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

My Dad is OBSESSED with tracking updates... 06 Jul 2026

For whatever reason, the inbox was overflowing with emails from DL's claiming 'my Dad this' and 'my Dad that'. It meant there was nothing else for it... A Dad special! And in true Dad form, each one was more peculiar than the last! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Just be nice to people in retail!" 02 Jul 2026

How do we feel about keen sales staff? This weeks lesson is all about remembering to be patient and kind... They've got a job to do! That said, if you do get annoyed by this sort of thing, you might just be more of a MR Whitehall than a MRS Whitehall! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Stop it, Donald Trump... 29 Jun 2026

Mrs Whitehall gets very nervous when Mr Whitehall winds himself up to start talking about politics... That's exactly what's happened this week and he is NOT holding back. Once that's dealt with, there's a lot of laughter and giddiness with The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Electric car owners need your help!" 25 Jun 2026

You may or may not have access to an electric car. You may or may not WANT access. You also, may or may not have friends or relatives who have chosen an electric car. In any case, this episode may or may not answer some of the questions you have. Is it right to turn up at someone's house and just EXPECT a charge? We'll see... The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

A DL Party on hottest day of the year... 22 Jun 2026

We did it! It happened! DL Sally from Melbourne came to London and we threw a party in her honour!! In other news, Mrs Whitehall’s morning bike ride down the King's Road ended dramatically - and Mr Whitehall is ready to track down the white van man responsible and handle things the old-fashioned way. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Doom scrolling? Here's what you need..." 18 Jun 2026

The DL's are nothing if not diligent and this week, one particular DL is in touch with a life lesson of their very own and you might well want to try this for yourself! Meanwhile, little Nigel continues to disrupt proceedings, but he's so cute you'll forgive him! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

My landlord is moving in next door... HELP! 15 Jun 2026

There's almost nothing that The Wittering Whitehalls can't help you with... But how on Earth can they help a listener whose landlord is about to become their neighbour! Plus, Mr Whitehall has a rant about lyricists (sorry lyricists!) and Nigel the puppy continues to cause chaos! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Hairspray has MANY uses." 11 Jun 2026

As a Dear Listener of The Wittering Whitehalls, you MUST love a household item hack... If you don't, you're about to learn a few, regardless. Grease spots? GONE. Ink stains? NO PROBLEM! Plus, an update on how it's all going with little Nigel! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Some sad news... 08 Jun 2026

TRIGGER WARNING: Today's episode deals with the loss of a family pet. There's a lot to take in today. Firstly, The Wittering Whitehalls are back, which is FAB! Unfortunately they've got some sad news to share with you, but that has led to a chain reaction and something more positive as a result. Light and shade! Plus, the thorny issue of family resemblance and heroic deeds in the name of love! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

The Inaugural DL Do! 15 May 2026

Would you like to join Mr & Mrs Whitehall for a LIVE podcast record? Then why don't you?! On Tuesday 26th May at 6pm, you can join DL Sally from Melbourne's DL party at 21Soho in London. Be quick though... Tickets are very limited. You must be over 18 and terms & conditions apply. You can read them here: https://global.com/wittering-whitehalls-terms-and-conditions/ Doors will open at 5pm, for the episode record at 6pm. So, who's in? Visit the following link to get your ticket! https://www.universe.com/events/the-wittering-whitehalls-dl-do-tickets-CQX12V

LIFE LESSONS: "Paint it black!" (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!) 14 May 2026

So, for the final outing of series 11, Dr Oscar Duke is still on hand and still expertly answering your questions, wherever he can, between Mr Whitehall's rants and raves. In case you happen to need it, there's PLENTY of advice in this episode to help get rid of those nasty warts... The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Amsterdam Studies, Red Wine & Lying (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!) 11 May 2026

It’s that time of the series already! Mr & Mrs Whitehall are thrilled to welcome Dr Oscar Duke onto the blue sofa at Whitehall Towers to put your questions to him (not to mention some of their own). Is red wine good or bad? How much stress is too much? We might actually learn something! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Get a professional." 07 May 2026

Mrs Whitehall is all for you going and learning something new, but if you fancy fitting new brakes to your car and you haven't got a CLUE what you're doing, think again. Mr Whitehall agrees, not least because there's no way he'd give anything like this a go. Ever. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Jack's Wedding, The Jumbo Jet & Still Teaching At 90 04 May 2026

In any relationship, you’re going to find that recollections vary when it comes to telling a good story… When you’ve been married for 40 years, there can be huge gaps in the combined memory and the story is different every time! This week: Great appreciation for the engineering of the 20th century and a monk who’s apparently been teaching since the 1950s! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Get it done." 30 Apr 2026

There's an air of chaos and urgency at Whitehall Towers and it all feeds into this weeks Life Lesson. How good are you at completing tasks? Do you procrastinate or face it head on? Mrs Whitehall has some advice, though she doesn't necessarily heed it herself. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby! 27 Apr 2026

Mrs Whitehall has gone on about the ruby for ALMOST as long as she went on about meeting Jamie Vardy.... But, has it happened? Did Mr Whitehall do good?! Plus... Why turning 30 is GREAT and what to do if you've got (naughty) noisy neighbours... How embarrassing! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Let them find their own way." 23 Apr 2026

We're at the school gates and things are getting awkward for this weeks DL... It's one thing dealing with kids, but how are you supposed to deal with their parents?! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Andrew Castle, All Inclusive Value & Owning Up 20 Apr 2026

Mr & Mrs Whitehall met Andrew Castle this week and apparently Mrs Whitehall was a BIG fan. Plus, what to do in an incredibly embarrassing situation and why an all inclusive holiday can be made stressful. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Believe in yourself!" 16 Apr 2026

You'll NEVER guess who used to own Whitehall Towers... How has this only just come out now?! Play a game with yourself and have a guess before you listen. This week, a DL needs pepping up for a new job... You can do it! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

The Boat Race, Social Intricacies & The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team 13 Apr 2026

It's true to say that Mr & Mrs Whitehall are not, traditionally, 'pub people', but if they were called upon to form a pub quiz team, who would get the nod?! Plus, a moderate-to-large rant about the Thames rowers at this time of year... ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 📺 You can now watch full video episodes on YouTube! Search for "The Wittering Whitehalls". This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't leave a clock unwound." 09 Apr 2026

Amongst Mr Whitehall's many interests, he has a bit of a thing for clocks. Mrs Whitehall isn't fussed either way, but she knows a thing or two about another topic in this weeks bonus and that's collecting randoms... She has an ever-growing list! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Vicar Embarrassment, Farm Shops & Parenting In Seattle 06 Apr 2026

The Wittering Whitehalls, still at the BBH (Banbury Bolthole) come to you with another romp through the emails inbox. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a vicar? Have you ever considered becoming a Monk? Michael Whitehall has... You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.